Conversation gone weird

Andrea acting up – red flags!

We kept have ok conversations and texted a log, but then one evening this happened!

Out of the blue she acted like a completely different person!

Andrea:  I have tho get ready, 10:08 PM 

Me: get ready for what? 10:10 PM 

Andrea:  Tho meet u after work… 10:11 PM 

Andrea:  Really….u didn’t catch on to that….. You said it would be better in person. 10:12 PM 

Andrea:  Hello 10:12 PM 

Andrea:  Hello 10:12 PM 

Andrea:  Hello 10:12 PM 

(Yes, she kept typing “Hello”)

Andrea:  cat got your tongue 10:12 PM 

Andrea:  or is it the codes 10:13 PM 

Andrea:  U can b slow but no one else can…. 10:14 PM 

Andrea:  Oh its your job.. 10:14 PM 

Me: yeah but not in the middle of the night after work, lol, I’m not stupid 10:14 PM 

Andrea:  Hello 10:15 PM 

Andrea:  Y would you b stupid 10:15 PM 

Andrea:  Meeting is meeting right 10:16 PM 

Andrea:  U won’t have time tho call someone tho stand in your place? Lol 10:17 PM 

Andrea:  Slow 10:17 PM 

Andrea:  Slow 10:17 PM 

Andrea:  Where is the other texter 10:17 PM 

Me: lol, no. I assume when you want to date somebody you don’t want to do it wiped out in the middle of the night 10:17 PM 

Me: I have 3 ghost writers: 1 is writing the romantic stuff 2 – an ex comedian who’s writing the fun stuff and 3 – a professor who’s writing the smart stuff 10:19 PM 

Andrea:  Oh ok…. 10:19 PM 

Andrea:  So i will meet you in Abbott an hour and a half 10:20 PM 

Andrea:  I also noticed you are not on the dating site. Are u making yourself invisible. 10:21 PM 

Me: Abbott is more than 60 miles away, lol 10:21 PM 

Me: I’m coding, I don’t have time for dating sites 10:23 PM 

Andrea:  Why did u mention ABBOTT 10:24 PM 

Me: Lol, you did – So i will meet you in Abbott an hour and a half 10:25 PM 

Me: Apple martinis – how many did you have? 10:25 PM 

Andrea:  Lol….ok….in about 1.5 hours…lol 10:27 PM 

Andrea:  Slow code language 10:27 PM 

Me: Uh hum. Apple martinis – how many did you have? 10:30 PM 

Andrea:  1 10:32 PM 

Andrea:  1 10:32 PM 

Andrea:  1 10:32 PM 

Andrea:  No at the East gate 10:32 PM 

Andrea:  Right 10:32 PM 

Andrea:  Ok…to l slow 10:37 PM 

Andrea:  R 10:37 PM 

Andrea:  U 10:37 PM 

Andrea:  B 10:37 PM 

Andrea:  U 10:37 PM 

Andrea:  S 10:37 PM 

Andrea:  Y 10:37 PM 

Me: coming to an end 10:40 PM 

Me: what church are you going to? 10:42 PM 

Andrea:  Coming to an end….WHAT???? 10:42 PM 

Andrea:  Now y r you changing the subject 10:43 PM 

Andrea:  No at the East gate 10:43 PM 

Me: and tomorrow I have a question about your definition of honesty for you 10:46 PM 

Andrea:  Y not at midnight, that is tomorrow 10:50 PM 

Me: you might get upset 10:52 PM 

Me: it’s better to ask after you had some good night sleep 10:53 PM 

Andrea:  Nope 10:54 PM 

Andrea:  I may not b available for u tomorrow 10:54 PM 

Andrea:  Then what 10:55 PM 

Me: that’s fine, just another day then 10:56 PM 

Andrea:  Ok 10:57 PM 

Andrea:  If its not important to ask then its not important to answer 10:58 PM 

Andrea:  U sound very weird. Tonight…u are really breaking your cover 10:59 PM 

Andrea:  That’s why you wanted to wait until tomorrow to talk 10:59 PM 

Andrea:  Its not you… 11:00 PM 

Andrea:  U still live alone? 11:00 PM 

Me: because I want you to hear my voice – that I don’t mean the question in a bad way 11:00 PM 

Me: and yes, I still live alone. Are you married? Or do you have a boyfriend? 11:01 PM 

Andrea:  Well u can call me after u get off work. 11:02 PM 

Andrea:  Lol… 11:02 PM 

Andrea:  U wlll have to code aftet wlrk huh….lol 11:03 PM 

Me: Are you married? Or do you have a boyfriend? 11:04 PM 

Andrea:  Call me after work and you Erroll find out… 11:05 PM 

Andrea:  Smarty 11:06 PM 

Me: not answering the questions, I see. No, I’m not in the mood for games tonight, that was exhausting (the coding, not the texting, lol) 11:07 PM 

Andrea:  Oh, u cant call 11:08 PM 

Andrea:  Not in the mood to talk 11:08 PM 

Andrea:  Lol 11:08 PM 

Andrea:  Lol…. 11:08 PM 

Andrea:  I’m done…lol 11:08 PM 

Me: Andrea, please stop playing games, seriously 11:09 PM 

Me: if this is Andrea after all 11:09 PM 

Andrea:  U lost a customer 11:09 PM 

Andrea:  Is the other guy sleep 11:10 PM 

Andrea:  Lol. 11:10 PM 

Andrea:  Its me, u r the game 11:10 PM 

Andrea:  Ur inconsistency, shows u r a fake. 11:11 PM 

Andrea:  Single guy, cannot talk on the phone at night, 11:11 PM 

Andrea:  Like 2 adults…..remember 11:12 PM 

Andrea:  U cant call to prove who u r, IM DONE. 11:13 PM 

Me: how am I supposed to PROVE that? 11:15 PM 

Andrea:  I asked u to call..you’re not stupid, u can talk during the day but not at night. 11:16 PM 

Andrea:  Ok like i said 11:17 PM 

Andrea:  U cant call to prove who u r, IM DONE. 11:17 PM 

Andrea:  Now i understand the weird conversation u had with the other person. 11:18 PM 

Me: You are a very dominant person 11:59 PM 

Andrea:  Ok 12:00 AM 

Andrea:  Its good u will no longer have to encounter this 12:02 AM 

Me: Lol 12:04 AM 

Me: I wish you would not be so extreme 12:05 AM 

Me: If we would spend time together in person all this would not happen 12:07 AM 

Andrea:  Listen, go home and go to sleep, remember you’re tired, wiped out, and not in the mood to talk……. 12:09 AM 

Andrea:  Maybe someoneelse has 5 minutes to give to you. 12:09 AM 

Me: I still have to work, diagnosis is running 12:10 AM 

I was at work and texting on the side but WTF?

WTF just happened???

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